A hilarious overview of the methods people use to get even with big business, government and enemies. These dirty tricks range from the simple to the elaborate. George Hayduke has 23 books on Goodreads with ratings. George Hayduke’s most popular book is Get Even: The Complete Book of Dirty Tricks. Don’t Get Mad, Get Even has 8 ratings and 0 reviews: Published May 1st by Citadel, pages, Paperback.

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We will take legal action if necessary to protect your rights. Here, directly from the mind of Reinhard Wunken, are some suggestion if your mark holds dear a cabbage-head kid: Stallone lead the first wave ashore in Nicaragua? Nonetheless, adopt a tough-cop attitude and bully the mark.

So-so, a few good laughs. H marked it as to-read Sep 06, When asked the inevitable “Who is going to die?

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Own a live trap, one of those Havahart numbers? A fan by the name of Wolfgang Creutzfeldt is only kidding around, of course, with his solution to this irritating face flusher. Think about the state that environment after half an hour attempted escape, followed by frantic trashing.


This probably works best with a used car and a hungry dealer. There could be a dozen reasons for what you’re about to do. Skull says it can be used to fix creeps as well. Nothing fancy, I just put the lid on, drove it over to the mark’s place about 3 a.

Set up your mark in the business of providing sex by mail or telephone. Before you start spying, make a written list of all the important things you need to know about the target – be it a person, company or institution. This makes it look less ominous, I suppose.

Laura marked it as to-read Oct 12, Kerri Efen “The best political weapon is the weapon of terror. Paperbackpages. He says using these with some common sense security guidelines really cuts down on your postal bills. Within a few moments, I moaned, bulged my eyes, opened my mouth and spewed the whipped cream all over her face. Chunder, Dick Smegma and Carla.

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He sold and ran. Make sure you have removed the other examples of that treat from the bag eeven “breaking your case. Locate the most disgusting pictures you can find. In our case, the mark is anyone who has done something unpleasant, foul, unforgivable or fatal to you, your family, your property or your friends.


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The best rule here is the spy’s favorite – a good agent will get lost in a crowd of one. Please, gentle reader, enjoy yourself. He soaks them in lighter fluid and lights them up. This stunt gives new meaning to the order, eat shit! He knew a guy in school who used to cheat on computer tet by using other people’s programs.

Anti-gun to the feds as an unlicensed dealer. That was a rhetorical questions. Never think of a mark as the victim of dirty tricks.

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But nasty and personalized touches that are designed especially for your own mark make each hit more effective. It makes a lot of truly obnoxious smoke. And speaking of envelopes, you can always use a haydume supply of postage-paid envelopes, according to governmental consultant Joseph Porta.

Now, let’s move on from puking to planting, or rather, unplanting.